January 6th, 2013

A Poem About Animal Crossing

its-snowing-katbutts:

The flowers are dead
The weeds are all here
Why the fuck
Did I leave for a year

(Source: notmewtwo, via awwyeahanimalcrossing)

rheasnaketail:

this is why we can’t have nice things

(via officialprotag)

karkats-choice-horns:

God fucking BLESS this post!

karkats-choice-horns:

God fucking BLESS this post!

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions, via chibinom)

sevenseek:

DVD IS A THREESOME OMFG

TWO D

ONE V

IM DONE

(via officialprotag)

nidoranmale:

we is kind
we is smart
we is important
we is out of ice

nidoranmale:

we is kind

we is smart

we is important

we is out of ice

(Source: normalityisntkool, via chibinom)

(Source: guceubcuesu, via chibinom)

teensophie-draws:

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I remember back then when people who wore leather jackets were “bad and cool?”

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I was going to draw Jack with a vest but I was like neeeehhhhh.

I’m not really good at researching references so this is all I can do.

(Source: arcanabreak, via chibinom)

seosaimhin:

no-tritones-for-you:

bluetidalwave:

Imagine how our lives would change if the importance of sports in our society was replaced with the performing arts.

“Omg did you see the ballet last night?”

“UM OF COURSE NOT, THE INTERNATIONAL TCHAIKOVSKY COMPETITION WAS ON, DID YOU FORGET?!”

“TELL ME YOU TIVO’D IT. FUCK.” 

I WOULD BE SO MUCH HAPPIER WITH THE WORLD

(via chibinom)

joeyrichteriscuhryinginhere:

I saw this post on facebook and haven’t seen it here yet so I thought I’d post it so my followers could see this and be aware.

Hole Under Door Lock  Wednesday, I approached my truck from the passenger side to place my computer bag in the front passenger seat.  As I reached to open the door I noticed there was a hole right under my door handle. My first thought was, “someone has shot my truck !” I began to think about it and inspect it a little closer and the “light” slowly began to come on. I phoned my friend who owns a body shop and asked if he had any vehicles with damage to the doors that looked like a bullet hole. “Yes, I see it all the time. Thieves have a punch and place it right under the door handle, knock a hole through, reach in and unlock it, just as if they have a key. No alarms, broken glass, or anything.” I then placed a call to my insurance agent and explained it to him. I was puzzled that they left my GPS and all other belongings.  Here is where it gets scary ! “Oh no, he said, they want the break-in to be so subtle that you don’t even realize it. They look at your GPS to see where “home” is. Or check your address from Insurance and Registration in your glove box. Now, they know what you drive, go to your home, and if your vehicle isn’t there they assume you aren’t and break into your home.” He said they will even leave a purse or wallet and only take one or two credit cards. By the time you realize there has been a theft, they may have already had a couple of days or more to use them. (I didn’t realize my situation for two full days!) They even give you the courtesy of re-locking your doors for you. Periodically, walk around your car, especially after you park in a shopping center or other large parking area. Report thefts immediately….your bank w/missing check numbers, your credit card agencies, police, and insurance companies, etc.

This makes me want to run out and check my car now to see if I have holes in the door handle. Be careful. Thieves are finding better and more discreet ways to steal from you.

joeyrichteriscuhryinginhere:

I saw this post on facebook and haven’t seen it here yet so I thought I’d post it so my followers could see this and be aware.

Hole Under Door Lock

Wednesday, I approached my truck from the passenger side to place my computer bag in the front passenger seat.

As I reached to open the door I noticed there was a hole right
under my door handle.

My first thought was, “someone has shot my truck !”

I began to think about it and inspect it a little closer and
the “light” slowly began to come on.

I phoned my friend who owns a body shop and asked if he had any
vehicles with damage to the doors that looked like a bullet hole.

“Yes, I see it all the time. Thieves have a punch and place it
right under the door handle, knock a hole through, reach in and
unlock it, just as if they have a key. No alarms, broken glass,
or anything.”

I then placed a call to my insurance agent and explained it to
him. I was puzzled that they left my GPS and all other belongings.

Here is where it gets scary !

“Oh no, he said, they want the break-in to be so subtle that you
don’t even realize it. They look at your GPS to see where “home”
is. Or check your address from Insurance and Registration in your glove box. Now, they know what you drive, go to your home, and if your
vehicle isn’t there they assume you aren’t and break into your home.”

He said they will even leave a purse or wallet and only take one
or two credit cards. By the time you realize there has been a
theft, they may have already had a couple of days or more to
use them.

(I didn’t realize my situation for two full days!)

They even give you the courtesy of re-locking your doors for you.

Periodically, walk around your car, especially after you park
in a shopping center or other large parking area.

Report thefts immediately….your bank w/missing check numbers,
your credit card agencies, police, and insurance companies, etc.

This makes me want to run out and check my car now to see if I have holes in the door handle. Be careful. Thieves are finding better and more discreet ways to steal from you.

(via milezprower)

thenoodledude:

that odd moment when south park says something more beautiful and poetic than most television shows out there

(Source: south-park-gifs, via milezprower)

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

(Source: panura, via officialprotag)